Friday, January 19, 2007

 
You Know the Universe has a Sense of Humor When

After hearing that your days of employment are numbered, you call a few friends to join you for lunch. While paying for your tear-soaked General Tso's, you crack open a fortune cookie, which reads:

"You will soon vacation in a place of cool climate."

Comments:
Portland? . . . yeah. . . bye.
 
Life is like ordering a cheeseburger, it takes time to prepare. But with that time you can do anything you want. You can either sit down and bitch about how long it takes to prepare or go get a drink, ketchup and a table for when it's ready. http://www.rodrigosaenz.com
 
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