Friday, October 22, 2004
A Grand Return to the Two Dimensional World
It’s been so long! What’s happening, hot stuff? Did you miss me? Pull up a chair, let’s talk. I know I’ve been a bad friend lately. I haven’t returned your phone calls. I’ve been ditching you for boys. I love you, but it’s time to get real. Life isn’t one big coffee klatch, you know. I’ve got things to do and people to see. Don’t worry, though, you’re always first in my book. So from now on, no more lies. No more long lonely nights. It’s you and me, kid.
Excuses, excuses, excuses:
1. Old Norse is like one of those bitter life-ruining girls from elementary school. She might make fun of your shoes, copy your homework and tell you lies, but you love her. You wish you were her friend. You invite her to your birthday party only to get shot down again. So you see, no matter how hard I try, Old Norse kicks my ass and I can’t break free. I’m half way through the semester and my translations aren’t improving. To top it off, I missed the add/drop deadline. Needless to say, I’ll be whoring myself out to Old Norse for the rest of the year.
2. Digital Imaging makes me drool…all over the key board once I’ve fallen asleep at the wheel. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in love with my design studio, but I’m in front of the computer so much nowadays I simply can’t bear another second of online time.
3. I’ve been sick off and on. It begins as an allergy-type thing and quickly moves towards death. I’m fine for the moment, but you never know what’s lurking around the corner.
4. As I write this, I am at work. I seem to be working like never before. I am the queen of the Campus Center. Hear me roar.
This just in:
1. Many of you have asked and a few of you know, so I’m going to come right out and say it: I’m a taken woman now. Yes, the Ex-Boyfriend and I have reunited for all the right reasons and everything is a-okay (for now, anyway). I realize that this seems like a sort of lame ending to what was an exciting story of love, loss and foolish slut behavior, but trust me, it’s a good idea.
2. I just put my boots on the wrong feet and began to walk to the bathroom. I repeat, I have spent a full twenty years on this planet.
Gifts, links, and all that:
1. How I keep busy at work
2. More on ponchos
3. Prove you vote and get presents!
4. Oh dear, Mrs. Federline
5. I was one step away from this
It’s been so long! What’s happening, hot stuff? Did you miss me? Pull up a chair, let’s talk. I know I’ve been a bad friend lately. I haven’t returned your phone calls. I’ve been ditching you for boys. I love you, but it’s time to get real. Life isn’t one big coffee klatch, you know. I’ve got things to do and people to see. Don’t worry, though, you’re always first in my book. So from now on, no more lies. No more long lonely nights. It’s you and me, kid.
Excuses, excuses, excuses:
1. Old Norse is like one of those bitter life-ruining girls from elementary school. She might make fun of your shoes, copy your homework and tell you lies, but you love her. You wish you were her friend. You invite her to your birthday party only to get shot down again. So you see, no matter how hard I try, Old Norse kicks my ass and I can’t break free. I’m half way through the semester and my translations aren’t improving. To top it off, I missed the add/drop deadline. Needless to say, I’ll be whoring myself out to Old Norse for the rest of the year.
2. Digital Imaging makes me drool…all over the key board once I’ve fallen asleep at the wheel. Don’t get me wrong, I’m in love with my design studio, but I’m in front of the computer so much nowadays I simply can’t bear another second of online time.
3. I’ve been sick off and on. It begins as an allergy-type thing and quickly moves towards death. I’m fine for the moment, but you never know what’s lurking around the corner.
4. As I write this, I am at work. I seem to be working like never before. I am the queen of the Campus Center. Hear me roar.
This just in:
1. Many of you have asked and a few of you know, so I’m going to come right out and say it: I’m a taken woman now. Yes, the Ex-Boyfriend and I have reunited for all the right reasons and everything is a-okay (for now, anyway). I realize that this seems like a sort of lame ending to what was an exciting story of love, loss and foolish slut behavior, but trust me, it’s a good idea.
2. I just put my boots on the wrong feet and began to walk to the bathroom. I repeat, I have spent a full twenty years on this planet.
Gifts, links, and all that:
1. How I keep busy at work
2. More on ponchos
3. Prove you vote and get presents!
4. Oh dear, Mrs. Federline
5. I was one step away from this
