Friday, April 30, 2004
You Put the "Funk" in my "Wagnalls"
So let's make out
Tonight at Barnes & Noble:
On my left is a biography of Anne Frank. A fairly new one that I haven't read yet and really aught to. On my right is The Guide to Getting It On! by Paul Joannides with painfully detailed illustrations by Daerick Gross. I'm sorry Anne Frank. I really am. I'm sorry that you had to hide from the Nazis; I'm sorry that you died in a concentration camp. However, I know how much you liked Peter. I mean, like liked Peter. Heck, I bet he was really cute.
Moral:
It's finals week, I'm single after five years and I now own 698 pages of pure sexual magic.
Side Note:
Did you know that there is actually a Cliffs Notes version of The Diary of Anne Frank? The ten-year-old-world-conscious-girl-nerd in me cried out in shame. Damn you, corporate purveyors of literary slack!
So let's make out
Tonight at Barnes & Noble:
On my left is a biography of Anne Frank. A fairly new one that I haven't read yet and really aught to. On my right is The Guide to Getting It On! by Paul Joannides with painfully detailed illustrations by Daerick Gross. I'm sorry Anne Frank. I really am. I'm sorry that you had to hide from the Nazis; I'm sorry that you died in a concentration camp. However, I know how much you liked Peter. I mean, like liked Peter. Heck, I bet he was really cute.
Moral:
It's finals week, I'm single after five years and I now own 698 pages of pure sexual magic.
Side Note:
Did you know that there is actually a Cliffs Notes version of The Diary of Anne Frank? The ten-year-old-world-conscious-girl-nerd in me cried out in shame. Damn you, corporate purveyors of literary slack!
